Monday, March 30, 2009

Introducing the King Baby....

Some time ago my best friend back in Utah had the chance to see one of our favorite stand-up comedians live...that guy was Jim Gaffigan. She not only saw the show, but was lucky enough to meet him afterwards and NICE enough to grab me an autograph...



Last night I settled in top watch the long-awaited premiere of Jim Gaffigan's new Comedy Central special "King Baby". As I had hoped, Jim didn't not fail to have me laughing practically non-stop throughout the entire hour. I knew when the set started which hilarious bowling jokes that is was gonna be a winner.



Jim Gaffigan is one of those rare comedians that, to me, just nails it as far as obscure observational humor. No one else I know of can make it by telling bacon, bowling, and pillow jokes. This guy IS the voice that's inside my head on a regular basis! Between him and Brian Regan, they have all the comedy bases covered.

What was also fun was the fact that Jim was on Twitter throughout the premiere interacting with his fans - something that's hardly common these days. What a blast!

Jim's career has definitely taken off these past ten years since his first Comedy Central Presents 1/2 hour special back in 2000. Since then he's released countless CD's, the "Beyond the Pale" DVD, and can be found in various episodes of "That 70's Show" and "My Boys" as a regular cast member. Gaffigan is also one half of the superhero duo "Pale Force", along with Conan O'Brien. And let's not forget all those Sierra Mist commercials, eh?

Now I wait for him to tour the Southeast so that I can experience Gaffigan LIVE!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

ShamWOW behind bars...

Thanks thesmokinggun.com:

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.




According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005).




After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Creepy things in the desert....

Out in the lonely desert that is Nevada...if you drive long enough....and far enough...you will come upon the town of Imlay, just off of Interstate 80. Just two hours northeast of Reno sits a bizarre monument known only as Thunder Mountain. Check out this juicy roadside tidbit courtesy of RoadsideAmerica.com:






Thunder Mountain Park

Imlay, Nevada



Despite his Dutch surname, Frank Van Zant considered himself a Creek Indian. He said that an old medicine woman had told him, "In the final days, there shall rise up a place called Thunder Mountain." She said that only those who lived at Thunder Mountain would survive the apocalypse.

So Frank and his young wife (his third) drove into the high desert of northern Nevada, 130 miles east of Reno, and began building Thunder Mountain.

That's the story, anyway. It has its critics. There is no mountain at Thunder Mountain, and it stands just off of the shoulder of busy Interstate 80, a poor choice for a survivalist retreat. And Frank often changed his stories. The truth is probably closer to what he once told his oldest son: he was driving along I-80, his truck broke down here, and he never left.



That was in 1968. By then Frank was 47 years old, an ex- apprentice Methodist minister and private eye. He started calling himself Chief Rolling Mountain Thunder, and began his work by parking an old travel trailer in the sagebrush, pouring concrete over it, and then crawling inside and living in it.

For the next 20 years Chief Rolling Mountain Thunder built his domain. Tom Kelly's Bottle House in Rhyolite, Nevada, was supposedly his inspiration, and a nearby junkyard provided much of his raw material. The travel trailer was soon encased within a warren of concrete rooms, lit by sunlight filtering through old glass bottles set lengthwise into the walls. Picture windows were made of car windshields.




Outside, the Chief built upward three stories, topped by a mess of spires and pretzels of painted concrete, shooting out over the roof in all directions. Above it all, 2-D exoskeleton vaguely resembles the dome of the U.S. Capitol (although we may be reading too much into it).

The Chief was also busy in his five-acre compound. Fake rock walls were built over scrap iron frameworks, and rusted old wagon wheels, car hoods, typewriters, and gas pumps were worked into the infrastructure. Junk cars were dragged in and used as earth berms. Plastic baby doll heads were stuck on dead tree branches. Naked people and Indians in feather headdresses were frequent subjects for concrete sculptures. On a visit in 1988, we saw exhaust pipes rising out of the dirt, and a sign that read: "Underground House 1970-1979 Constructed to demonstrate the all-round feasibility and economy of underground living."


It collapsed not long after we left.

By then, even though the Chief had been honored as "1983 Artist of the Year" by the state of Nevada, Thunder Mountain was falling on hard times. Its hostel house -- once a hippie hangout -- had burned down. The Chief's no-longer-young wife had left him, taking the last of his three children.

Depressed, and with no apocalypse in sight, Chief Rolling Mountain Thunder put a bullet through his head in early 1989.




His creations, however, have survived -- some of them, anyway. A grinning devil statue still greets visitors to Thunder Mountain, with a horned head peeking out of his stomach. A life-size naked concrete woman without hands or feet dances over an empty basin. Sun-baked hulks of old cars are wrapped in cables of cement, some ending in Indian faces -- was the Chief watching John Carpenter's The Thing? Rusted refrigerator doors serve as billboards for painted grievances. "Justice Denied," reads one. "1968 Certified total disabled. 1986 Still not on S.S. payment."

Vandals have taken their toll at Thunder Mountain (the plastic baby doll heads are long gone) and the desert sun has bleached and blistered its once-colorful paint. But in 2002 son Daniel Van Zant launched a volunteer effort to save his father's creation. The main house and much of the compound were fenced off for restoration and repainting, but people can still view the exterior and visit the nearby yard.

Thunder Mountain, a sign announces, is now a State of Nevada Historic Site Restoration Project, but there are no rangers or tour guides. Just drive down the bumpy road, park your car, and wander around.

For Love of Sushi



Ahhhh......sushi.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways....

Although not for every palate, sushi has quickly become one of America's most sought-after delicacies. Very few are aware that sushi did NOT in fact originate in Japan, but in China, but made its way to Japan by the 8th century. It was considered a way to preserving fish, and soon became readily available throughout the country.

Today, sushi is available just about anywhere. My first sushi experience occured about 10 years ago at a tiny sushi bar on Van Ness Avenue in my hometown of San Francisco. I was living in a small hotel across the street from this place called Wayo Sushi. A friend insisted that I join him here for lunch. I was very hesitant at first, but upon ordering the lunch box, which came with a green salad and miso soup, all I could think was, "Where had this amazing food been all my life?" What a subtle, yet flavorful combination of fish, singared rice, and seaweed. Light, yet filling. Simple, yet slightly complex. My affinity for this meal has followed me everywhere from San Francisco to Boston. If I had to eat sushi every day for the rest of my life, I'd be just fine with that. :)

Here are my top recommendations for various sushi bars across the country...if you have eaten and any of these, please let me know how good (or bad!) your experience was:


Sushi Boat Restaurant
389 Geary St
San Francisco, CA 94102
(415) 781-5111‎

Wayo Sushi Restaurant
1407 Van Ness Ave
San Francisco, CA 94109
(415) 474-8369‎

Hsppy Sumo Sushi Restaurant
153 S Rio Grande St
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
(801) 456-7866‎
www.happysumo.com

Dartmouth Wasabi
747 State Rd
Dartmouth, MA 02747
(508) 990-9588‎

New Tokyo
70 Pleasant Valley St # 7
Methuen, MA 01844
(978) 725-8888‎

Hibachi Sushi
8323 Creedmoor Rd
Raleigh, NC 27613
(919) 232-0068‎
www.hibachisushi.com

Anthony Burgess - The Wanting Seed (1962)


These days I seem to have copious amounts of time on my hands, so I have had the luxury of delving into one of my favorite books: 'The Wanting Seed' by Anthony Burgess. Burgess is probably best known for his literary work 'A Clockwork Orange', but this current read to something that definitely runs along similar lines.

He seems to have an ongoing theme in many of his books: I futuristic look and people and society, and how it may one day be manipulated and controlled. Not much different from the tales written by aldus Huxley and George Orwell, but with a bit more of a satirical flair.

The story centers around our main character, Tristam Foxe, who, by no fault of his own, feels torn between the world that now exists (regimented, rationed and godless) and the world that cannot help but exist in his ever-human heart and mind.

Society has become too large, too free, so population has been reduced and homosexuality is considered the norm - encouraged even. To get ahead, one must steer clear of family values and families, for that matter. Food ( or a not-quite-reasonable facsimile thereof) is rationed sparingly and to speak of this God character is all it really takes to get you thrown behind bars - indefinitely.

What amazes me about stories like this is that, like it or not, we have found ourselves existing in a world not too far from the ones warned about in these early works by such authors. Is it so far fetched to forsee a police state in our near future? A world where we are told not only what to think, but when, where, and for how long?

Still, Burgess, in his usual way, takes this somewhat sinister tale and spins it with a satirical wit that makes it not only a pleasure to read, but much easier to digest, and ponder.

Welcome to my world....

For days now, I have thought over many different ideas regarding this blog. I wanted it to be specific, yet diverse...in the end I pretty much just decided to make it a general pop culture/interesting item blog, full of various facts, stories, ideas, recipes, and anything else I happen to come up with.

All my life I have been obsessed with pop culture - whether it be a long forgotten breakfast cereal commerical, or an obscure toy from my youth...these are the things/memories that shape us in to the people we are today. Too many times I have come across different things either here on the real world, or out there in cyb-o-space and have wanted to share them. So, here we go....

Monday, March 23, 2009

Joan Crawford Birthday Bash on TCM

I have long admired Joan Crawford, and when my friend texted me this morning to let me know about Joan's birthday tribute on Turner Classic Movies today, I was all the more annoyed that our DVR conked out the other day.

She starts opposite John Garfield (Hollywood's orginal rebel) in the 1946 Oscar-nominated film "Humoresque". Garfield happens to be one of my favorites leading men of early cinema, and he died so young.

Be sure to check it out, along with about three other Crawford gems.